We're Safe!!!

At the request of our niece, Susan, Mel is narrating this blog.

Question: What does V.P. Cheney call Harry A. Whittington in the woods? Answer: Skeet!

As you can tell by the picture above, we have left Disney World, the home of million dollar rolling homes, beauty and flowers for a campsite in the Everglades, where we met our new neighbor. Now, this is living large!

At first, we were afraid to leave our camper at night and only went out during the day together so we could watch each other's backs. One of us would dash for the Jeep, starting the engine for a quick getaway, while the other barred the door and made a running leap for the speeding car. But after a few days, we decided to join them rather than fight them.

So family and friends, it's goodbye Hawaiin shirts-hello flannels. We are off to join the carnies and gator wrestlers. We have finally found our true calling.

I woke up on this Valentine's Day morning in a pool of sweat, then I realized that the nightmare was over and we could move on to Vero Beach.